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when a person never shuts up about people of the opposite gender that they find attractive.
a lot of the time they make fun of gay people for doing the same thing.
girl 1:oh isn’t this guy so attractive?
i started talking to this guy yesterday and i’m already in love!
i saw a guy yesterday and i’m already planning our wedding!
girl 2: that girl is pretty
girl 1: eww that’s so gay and disgusting! you make your sexuality your whole personality! you’re such a raging lesbian!!!
girl 2: you’re such a raging straight :(
ps: straight guys also do the same thing.
When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.
Yo max was straight Simpin
Bro def
(adj) dope as hell; fly as fuck.
straight rête-in' is dope as hell, fly as fuck.
Dawg jazz night @ the merc is straight rête-in,' love that funky swing!
Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.
Examples of straight jargon:
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
MAKEUP DONE COMPLETELY FLAWLESS AND IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE YOU FIX IT INSTANTLY
WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG WHEN DOING YOUR MAKEUP??
BECUASE I LIKE TO DO STRAIGHT MAKEUP
Horny piece of shit that is not good at anything.
Your nothing but a straight elmer with your bottlenosed dolphin lookin ass.
When you're just a bro who can admire other good looking bros.
"Hey bro, you look hot in those jeans"
"Aww, thanks bro, that shirt suits your abs"
"I'm straight-attracted to you, bro"
"You too, bro"