Hook ya in the gabber m8!

British slang for I'll punch you in the mouth.

Hermione "But Ron that chocolate was mine..."
Ron "Ya better shut ya mouth ya cheeky cunt or I swear to christ I'll hook ya in the gabber m8!

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Hook, Line, and Stinker

A sexual reference: While engaged in sexual intercourse from behind, the man jams his index finger up the womans ass, curls it into a "hook" formation and "catches" her like a fish with the poop finger by sticking in her mouth and pulling backwards. Coined by mad scientist d.jones.

My girl was acting up so I had to give her the old "hook, line, and stinker!"

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straight up hook up

A truly legit and good deal.

Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!

What the hook gone be

it means exactly what it says

Yo what the hook gone be? see i don't no fucking hook on this beat, all i need is a track in the background; my head phones lowed keep the track going round.

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whale oil beef hooked

If said really fast, sounds like a swearing irishman.

Person 1: Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.
Person 2: Whale oil beef hooked.

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Dirty South Fish Hook

A close relative of the "shocker," however, it differs in technique and execution. Invert your hand and direct two fingers into the stink box, immeditaely followed by a thumb-hook to the stinker. You can also perform a "hooking" motion (like your twisting open a can) for the full effect.

If your girlfriend gives you the look, it's time for the Dirty South Fish Hook.

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hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.

Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"