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Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.

You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!

by PabloREVVED February 16, 2018


league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst

League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.

by Jud'Ed March 23, 2018


Table Tavern

A bar or restaurant that encourages and/or offers board game and role playing games.

Oi, you wanna pop on down to the Table Tavern for a round or two of Milton Bradley's Monopoly?

by March 10, 2022


scissor table

A table made of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the legs/feet of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the fluffy part to complete the pussy triangle,

my mom and sister made a scissor table for me and dad to play pussy board on

by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024


Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.

James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...

by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021


hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019


The table desk of awesomness

Well your welcome

The table desk of awesomness

by TheEpicMemer6999420 February 22, 2021