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Teacherable

Someone who is capable of teaching such as a teacher.

"Wow that teacher is pretty teacherable."

by Cutieđź‘‘ May 29, 2017


Australian Teachers

A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.

Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.

by DarkOmega367 May 7, 2020


National Engineering Teacher Day

NETD is celebrated every December 9, dating back to 1926 when Engineer Hugh Jass Jr. wanted to celebrate his father’s accomplishments in the field.

Every December 9th, the engineering world celebrates National Engineering Teacher Day.

by U.S. Engineering Association December 8, 2020


Bitchy teachers

These teachers are the type of teachers that purposely move you to the front because you are “talking to much” or “distracting others” or are just horrible in general or even sometimes, a waste of space in school.

Miss S was such a bitchy teacher today!!

Miss moved me to the front. She is such a bitchy teacher! Bitchy teachers: horrible people

by swag child :D June 13, 2021


Media Teacher

A media teacher is a teacher who teaches stuff we will never need in our life and is a complete waste of time. Spends most of her time typing stuff on her computer instead of teaching. Is usually nice but turns evil if she even hears a small sound. Has phobia of insects. And is unfair to grade your tests.

My media teacher gave us 100 page essay for homework.

by Hehe- - - April 12, 2022


teacher's meat rider

a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.

Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider.
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!

by Cail oof February 2, 2024


Armed teachers

Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.

Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024