Coke

It’s pop

Can you get me a bottle of coke

Coke

Coke is a drink that Racheal always asks for

Racheal wants a god damn coke

Coke

Drug’s to snort

Can shove coke it in pussy

coke

it looks like salt but you eat it with your nose

guy 1: hey thats nice the waiter brought us salt
guy 2: DONT EAT IT SNIFF IT
guy 1: aahhh i see its coke isnt it!

Coke

A fucking drug that get you high as shit and you wake up with 5 Asian males in your bed thinking damn I bet they rocked my world

Damn that Coke was goooooood

Coke

A liquid sold to millions yearly all around the world.

Person: Can I have have Coke?
Waiter: We don’t have that. Is Pepsi okay?
Person: *gets out shooty shooty bang bang*

Coke

If two people write the same thing at the same time, the first one to notice can claim a coke off the other one.

However, disputes arise to whether said comments are effectively "identical".

Bob: Is anyone going out for lunch today?
Jane: Nope
Mary: Nah
Jane: Coke!