A Swedish man who is very hard. He got so hard from flying futoba, eating yapaleno, and drinking chilli sosu. He can't fly, but he is hard. He is incredibly sexy and has pheromones that send men and women from all over the planet to Sweden for a piece of his hardness.
Hard män eat japaelno, and drink chilli sosu.
A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell".Tess's character is portrayed by Emile De Ravin.She was raised by Nasedo, the "Royal Four" aliens' protector. Tess has the power of “Mind Warping” which is a form of mind control, making people see what's not there.
In the episode "Departure", it was discovered that Tess ended up killing human Alex Whitman in her pursuit of decoding the “destiny book”, overusing her mindwarping powers which turned Alex's mind to mush, which killed him. She had got pregnant by Max and fled Earth once found out her treachery.
In the episode "Four Aliens And A Baby" it is discovered that Tess gave birth at her home planet,returned to earth, and by the near end of the episode, she blew herself up to sacrifice herself for her son and the other alien hybrids' (Max, Isabel & Michael) safety.
Tess has a New York duplicate named "Ava"
Me: "Did you watch the Roswell episode 'Departure' last night?"
You: "Oh yes!"
Me:"I wasn't expecting Tess Harding to be the alien who killed Alex!"
You: "In agreement!"
Possessing the strength of a million gods. Or just being a really tough dude.
"That Vinnie Jones is ken hard!"
Tom Selleck's moustache. When someone has a fantastic and full moustache.
-that guy looks a bit like a 70's pornstar, but he had the hard ten!
-I would like to have a moustache ride with the hard ten on that boy!
An aroused vagina; labia receives lots of blood circulation, thus causing the clitoris to erect and the clitoral hood to be pushed back. This may also feel more sensitive than normal due to increase in sensitivity from blood circulation.
*Talks about a horny lady*: Man I had her pussy on hard!
*Waking up hella horny* - Girl my pussy is on hard
The worst of worst SCHOOLS. Gives plastic for food. More importantly BORING
Mannnn HARDING SOOO TRASHHHH.
Harding elementary is trash period
Compiling mass amounts of information, skill or abilities.
Always riding, like I'm always hard-driving.