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The name of the new family guy movie due for release September 27, 2005. I heard it was pretty damn good. Going straight to dvd.
It's about how stewie sees a guy on tv that looks just like him. Convinced this guy is his real dad, Stewie travels the country to find him.
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A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.
Also, used towards men when their annoying.
-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"
Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.
Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
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When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.
Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.
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Thing that should be stopped
Go to wattpad, ao3 or any other sites/apps about fanfiction but not this, this is a dictionary😭
Person 1: sex stories on urban dictionary should be stopped
Person 2: yeah ikr
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Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.
Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.
15 years later…
Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.
Like for part 2!
That is The Guy Who Asked Story.
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When you're so giddy or excited that you start randomly dancing just like the characters from West Side Story while doing everyday things, such as walking to school, opening your locker, brushing your teeth, etc.
Person 1: Hey, why is that guy just randomly dancing?
Person 2: I don't know, he must have West Side Story Syndrome.
Person 1: Yeah, that must be it.
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A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.
"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."
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