The combination of two sad obsessions of suburban teens with no real problems: Insane Clown Posse and Ninjutsu.
Not to be confused with an actual ninja. For all their ego and bogus mysticism, someone who's actually studied ninjutsu can probably kick your ass handily.
"Wicked Clowns, homie, I'm the juggalo ninja, I'll fuck your ass up as long as I'm home before 9 so my moms won't ground me!"
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A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.
Eric is such a wood ninja.
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The art of kicking, booting, or stomping on a females face when you have immense hate for her.
"Dude, Jazemine Sandwich eater just broke up with me so I'm totally gonna Ninja Spank her all night."
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To Fart in ones hand and hold it, sneak up behind somebody and throw it in their face.
Robert ninja bombed Chris as he was getting his nipple pinched by the other Chris.
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A sex tap made by a sneaky friend. It's usually a low-quality film captured by a cell phone.
Guy 1: Man, did you see that girl I brought home from the bar last night? I slayed her on your couch.
Guy 2: Yeah, I made a ninja porno of you with my Iphone.
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An exclamtion used upon completion of a particulary skillful or stealthy activity.
Paul "Dude! How did you manage to sneak past those cops?"
Greg "FUCKIN NINJA!"
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A virus or trojan that has a specific way to enter your computer, mostly likely by you being an idiot and clicking on advertisements. However, you have not clicked anything strange and yet the virus is in your computer.
"Aw man, I have another computer ninja! How did I get that? I've been away for a week!"
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