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y/n :hey c/n *hugs*
c/n: BRO WHY DID U HUG ME
y/n: it is February 2
c/n: OH SHART
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THE BEST GAME EVER! I didn't know what splatoon was at first, but when I played it I couldn't stop! Seriously, don't judge before you play. The music is sick too!
Splatoon 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If your born on this day this month People will say "you where almost a April fools baby lol " . And your a aries ♈♊♉♋♌♍♏♎♐♑♒♓
Somone : your born on apirl 2 bro you where almost a april fools baby and your a aries! (april 2 is a date of People where born
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2 losses in a row in any type of sporting tournament, where the participating team looses both matches gets ousted from the tournament and then starts up the bbq and beer for the rest of the event.
1.) Rob's softball team lost both games in their double elimination tournament so they went 2 and a BBQ.
2.) Mark: "Drew lost both of his matches in the double elimination ping pong tourney."
Brian: "DANG! He really went 2 and a BBQ? Man he sucks."
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It’s national throw an orange day. When you go to school get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.
Billy bob: *throws orange*
Jimmy: What the hell was that for?!
Billy bob: it’s december 2
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This day is when people even better than GOD are born, they can’ t die and if the did so the universe would collapse into itself causing absolute destruction of everything that existed, exists or would exist ever. Also, they habe maximum powers: they are creators of the N-word, they can levitate, bend gravity if they want and everything they think of.
-Mike: When is your birthday?
-Lucas: December 2.
-Mike: *prays for his forgiveness*
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The living copy of ebib is an adjacent universe, where it hasnt been reposted by normie newfag shitposting groups that think the me and my squad meme is even remotely funny. I, lukasz fucking hates these newfags and wish them death 😳😡
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