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James Morton

Sorry, never heard of him. If I had heard of him he'd definitely be tiny though...

"If I could imagine anyone being massively tiny with no guns whatsoever and extremely chubby, almost to the extent of blobby fleming, then his name would be James Morton...never heard of a James Morton though..."

by Wai Ho December 07, 2009


James Hsu

Gay bitch

James hsu is a gay bitch

by Josh Lim March 05, 2019


James Mcavoy

The hottest man to ever exist. if he wanted me to clean his floors with just my tongue i would do it instantly

I want James Mcavoy to marry me!

by Edsbreastmilk June 02, 2021


the james card

Pulling the James card is when a man actively seeks out homeless men to attempt to receive a filthy James.

That homeless guy really knew I wanted the double penetration, I played the James card well on that one!

by Adolf Hernipoles December 12, 2018


james gross

A guy who is very tall, who has the biggest dick in the world, a guy with great hair and can please anybody who comes to know him, means very handsome and is very athletic, a guy who doesn't get regected, and is sometimes a asshat.

This guy named James Gross is so hot.

by Bootleg.com August 27, 2017


James Prowse

A complete and utter pedophile. James Prowse enjoys to spend time look at primary school girls changing in a cupboard.

Guy 1: "Look at that pedophile."

Guy 2: "Classic James Prowse"

by Anonymous 907 February 15, 2022


James and Alyssa

When James and Alyssa meet they will get together for a few months and they will have their on and off days but either way, his pure sexiness always gives Alyssa a reason to laugh harder. He literally puts you under a romantic disney spell and you want it to go a little longer. They both love food and are the couple with a kind soul yet have differences that make them star crossed lovers. When Alyssa is with James she literally has to be on her best behavior like she has to turn on a christian playlist in order to maintain her fun. Hes more of a hands on guy and lets you control him rather than someone like Nolan who is agonizingly rude

James and Alyssa will see each other but just never admit their love for each other. Its just a blessing as their relationship as star crossed lovers is so expensive. Thats why they feel like a million dollars for finding each other.

by Happy Christian November 20, 2020