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A wife beater which, while at a barbecue, the wearer takes off and proceeds to use as a napkin in order to remove the excess barbecue sauce from his or her face. The wife beater can also be used to clean up other substances, such as whiskey, blood, urine, or raw meat juice.
"Wow, I would really look like a scum bag if I didn't have my New Jersey napkin to wipe all this shit off my face!"
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With a pipe, usualy meaning that someone was hit with it.
"I beat that sucka Jersey city style"
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The greatest roller coaster ride in history. No seriously. It has this like, car, that has headlights, and they turn on right at you. That's basically it.
Whilst riding Jersey junkyard, someone interrupted my booming kuwanging.
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In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).
"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"
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The daring act of jizzing into ones rectum and preceding to felch it back out.
Weylan: "Bro, you'll never guess what I had for dinner last night"
Stewart: "What!?"
Weylan: " A Jersey Chowder Bowl"
The feeling you get about a show when you are watching it for the pure fact that you are disgusted by the people on it.
Yeh that last episode of The Circle was jersey shore fucked.
I feel jersey shore fucked after that last installment of TMZ.
(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.
This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.
Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here
Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.
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