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loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!

"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"

by Cookie_m0nster May 08, 2016


Can't Fix Loser

When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.

Also is applicable to describe a company.

Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.

BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.

Yurk: Ya but unc...

BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.

by Mike109999 February 03, 2022


Loser Mat

loser mat when he actin like a bum

fucking loser mat dude 😂

by niggamonkballs February 18, 2024


Loser parts

A Kerulian slang term reclaimed and ironically used by intersex people to describe ones genetalia of which does not conform the the typical male/female genitals

Xi-yikal: remember when your grandpa asked if I had loser parts?
Akor: Erm do NOT remind me of that, I had to explain to him for 20 minutes why he can't say that and it makes it obvious he's not from kerulia

by Kerulian_terms December 11, 2023


Outta Here Loser

When they roast/diss the fuck out of you, You will start to fall into a huge depression storm and crybaby mode, In the end you will buy a gun and kill yourself to end this sad life you have.

"I rather bang your whole family and your little bitchy ass friends, With my 50 inch dick, So get the fuck Outta Here Loser"

by AdamLaughsLololol April 19, 2018


Saucy Loser

A person, place, or thing possessing all the qualities of a loser.

Becky went to bed really early she's such a saucy loser.

by tragedies February 10, 2017


loser gf

she lies in bed all day doing nothing, has many mental illness, plays videogames and likes anime, has less than 3 friends, the song “girlfriend” by tv girl was written about the loser gf

you want a loser gf until she’s actually a loser whos incapable of being independent, won’t admit she’s jealous, gets insecure easily, stays in her room all day either playing video games of sleeping

by wingswings March 06, 2024