mum

a mum!!!!! oh boy mums are awesome.

HEY MUM I LOVE YOU

Mum

What did you expect

Your mum. The person who gave birth to you. You have a mum even if you are adopted. What did you expect.

Mum

A fat cow that thinks she owns the fucking place

You have no mum (She died)

Mum

The Bri'ish/Australian way of spelling mom.

Mum makes more sense than Mom. You don't go around saying mOm do you (unless your really American, in that case learn English properly dude) You say mUm.

mum

the person who gave u life

my mum made a mistake by giving me life

Ur mum GaY

Mum

I'm ur mum

Mum is mom

Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!