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A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)
The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.
A girl wit pig tails is a blow-job with handles...
DAMN DAWG...THAT CHICKS THE BEST BOBBLE IN TOWN WHEN SHE GOT DEM PIG TAILS...
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Pigs that have been bitten by human vampires to create a new cross species of vampires!!! These bloodsucking swine feed on both humans and other pigs. They share the same weaknesses of vampires you know sunlight and all that jazz but strangely they seem to have an extra weakness against any form of cheese. They have the same strengths as well this includes wings with which the use to fly down and swarm their victims with.
Last week a village in Brazil was completely taken by a swarm of Vampire Pigs.
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A trailing cop
Someone right on your back
This cops been pigtailing me all day, I can't unload the dro yet
Terry don't be such a pig tail, get off my nuts
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a whore, a loose woman. A prostitute.
Lauren Kondian is such a slam pig!
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Clean rodent with no visible tail. Strictly vegetarian. Comes in large variety of colors and hair styles. Sheds hair at a fast rate. Like humans, it cannot produce its own vitamin C, so must take it in it's diet. Lives 3-8 years. Usually very friendly and affectionate. Makes a wide range of noses, from squeaking, purring, chirping and chattering. Their mind control powers are pure fiction. Really.
What are you squeaking about, Kiki? I already feed you earl... MUST OBEY THE PIG. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, EMPRESS KIKI.
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A social pariah or outcast, one living on the edge of society, or otherwise shunned by the majority.
Source: Mad Max III: Beyond Thunderdome. Pig Killer is the name of one the characters who has literally killed a pig for food.
In the dystopian, energy-hungry world of Mad Max, in a place known as Bartertown, pigs are used to produce methane gas which provides electricity. It is therefore a criminal offence to kill a pig, and anyone found doing so has the words "Pigkiller" branded or scratched into their chest, and they are treated as a social pariah from that point on.
Everyone at the office hates me -- I feel like a pig killer.
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