When a girl or your homies eat your ass and then spit on your gooch without swallowing in between.
Did you hear Hailey gave Jon a piled river?
Someone who agrees with everyone even if they don’t agree.
Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”
when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob
she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.
Replacing your best friend for a new friend and having your new friends steal your girlfriend.
Danny: Hey what happened to Eric?
Jose: Eric got rivered! He stopped hanging out with us in order to hang with this new guy who then stole his girl.
Danny: Damn, that foo got rivered bad.
If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment
Hey billy that was a real river moment huh
yeah john it was
When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.
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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!
When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.
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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!