Three Rice Special

A toilet bowl containing feces, urine, and semen. Commonly found in the military.

"Don't go into stall three, someone left a three rice special in there."

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Rule of three call

Calling a celebrity to die after two other stars have passed in order to take the curse off of yourself.

Tracy: Do you have any urge to investigate corruption in Russia?

Betty: Is this a rule of three call!?

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Three Under Par

A slang term for the 69 sex position, referencing the common score of 72 as even PAR in golf.

I bet that cougar shoots three under par.

Question: How did it go with that girl from the bar last night? Answer: I shot three under...

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Three-angled threesome

When a male layes on his back and receives a BJ from one female whilst giving a RJ to a different female. Then said second female gives the first female a RJ as well this creating a triangle of oral sex.

"Dude, last night I was totally a part of a three-angled threesome!"

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three sperm

a)The word that comes after three. always. (SPERM) look there it goes.

b)Male ejaculatory liquids aka. axel grease

c)Blastula.

Three SPERM! I've been looking for you EVERYWHERE!
Dude, I need to insert your axel grease into my vagina so I can have a baby..
Fetus?

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Charlotte Big Three

The top three schools in Charlotte, North Carolina all of which are private college preparatory schools. The origin is a play on the "Big Three" from the Ivy League. The Charlotte Big Three includes the schools of Charlotte Country Day (colloquially referred to as 'Country Day'), Charlotte Latin, and Providence Day School. High achieving students from the Charlotte Big Three typically go to UNC-Chapel Hill, W&L, Middlebury, Ivy Leagues, Duke, Cal Tech, Stanford, and Davidson while lower achievers are found at College of Charleston, Hampden-Sydney, and SEC schools.

Myers Park B Student: "Wow! Eight people from MP are going to attend UNC-Chapel Hill this coming year, it's amazing since Chapel Hill has a 31.6% acceptance rate and many of our top 15% didn't get accepted!"

Providence Day Student: "I'm part of the Charlotte Big Three therefore Chapel Hill was my safety school..."

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Three fingers up

A pose in which you hold your index, middle, and ring finger up with your pinky curled and thumb placed over it. The opposite of four fingers up as if you’re putting three fingers up you get no bitches and do not have casual sex on the regular

“Look Kyle is putting three fingers up. He gets no bitches.”

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