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One of the few places left where all the bullshit we were taught in school about freedom actually holds true. On the weekends you will find the financial prisoners of Dayton and its greater burbs travel to YS in an effort to escape the grind they worked so hard to join. A place where no one gives a shit about careers, condos or clothing. Conservatives dare not tread for it's citizens threaten the fabric of their very souls with words like: why? and why not?
Visitor: "A nice town with hiking, biking and no Wal-Mart?, I should tell my mistress and bring my kids on my next weekend with them...if I could only remember their names?"
Yellow Springs, OH resident: "you'll get used to that memory loss, we all do"
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Man, that is one gorgeous blonde.
That my friend, is a high yellow.
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Noun singular:
A a ball of pee covered snow on top of a cone. Used as a joke/trick to make people eat pee.
Jim: Here have a Yellow snow cone.
Josh: Ew it tastes like piss.
Jim: {Laughing}
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A person, usually of Caucasian descent, who tends to be sexually attracted to members of the opposite sex who have yellow fever
White Girl 1: wow, that guys hot
White Girl 2: He only likes asians
White Girl 1: Damn, that always happens
White Girl 2: You've got a case of yellow fever fever
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A person who has a obsessive compulsive need to find yellow cake uranium in foreign countries before invading them and stealing their oil.
I was watching CNN last night and this yellow cake kambic guy came on saying that there was only 5 tons of uranium in Iraq but no yellow cake was found.
I say, give him a twinkie and his yellow cake craving will be extinguished.
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when a woman is going to cum but instead showers the partners genitalia with stinky pee.
Alta gave jon a stinky yellow cum shower.
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A game that is played in a car in which the object is to spot a yellow car, yell "Yellow Car", and the last person to hit the roof with their hand must remove an article of clothing.
Rules:
1.) Your occupied car must be started and traveling.
2.) Service vehicles do not count as yellow cars
ex. buses, taxis, tow trucks, ect.
3.) Socks, shoes, and hats do not count as clothing.
4.) The game begins when the car is started and ends when the car is parked and shut off.
5.) In the situation that someone falsey calls a yellow car and hits the roof the person must strip down bare.
6.) A car can only be called once. Calling the same car will be considered a "false call"
7.) The person who must remove an article of clothing has the choice of which article to remove.
Person 1: "YELLOW CAR!!" (hits roof)
Person 2 & 3: (Hits roof)
Person 4: "DAMN!!"
Person 1: "Lose the pants."
Person 4: "Damn Yellow Car Game."
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