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When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.
Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.
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A term that is used basically to tell someone to 'fuck off.' Instead of just plain old telling someone who is pissing you off to fuck off, tell them to go to Fuckity Off Land, which is no where near you.
A place you are told to go if you are severely pissing someone off.
Greg - 'Dude you smell soooo bad!'
Hope- 'Oh yeah?! Well you need to go to Fuckity Off Land!'
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To prevent a disaster by finding an unusual solution to your problem, and come off like a flippin baller shot caller!
US Airways pilot Chesley Sullenberger landed a crippled plane in the Hudson River, resulting in few injuries and no deaths. Stupid birds bust up your jet engine? Just land it like Sully.
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When something is indescribable, or out of the ordinary.
What the fuck, is another way of saying 'Bumble Bee Land'.
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i know it's a phrase, but it's another name for the chode. basically, find your anus and then move forward til you get to your genitals, then that space between the two-- that's the fleshy land bridge. it's like nirvana on your anatomy.
Dude, she and i were making out, and she totally touched my fleshy land bridge.
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Girls who watch classic tv shows on the cable network "TV Land." (Examples: Leave it to Beaver, The Andy Griffith Show, I Love Lucy, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Gunsmoke, etc.) It's common knowledge that most TV Land girls enjoy the act of "Van Dyking."
1. She doesn't like current television shows. She's a total TV Land girl.
2. TV Land girls are the best! They love "Van Dyking!"
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Where we landing? Landing this dick in yo Ass muthafucka.
Where we landing?
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