Under the lemon slice

A term used to describe a secure location where something is kept

Johnathan was worried about his new salary, so he made sure he kept some under the lemon slice.

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lemon ice pop

A cold object in which a male fills a condom with urine, and freezes it so to give off the appearance of a yellow/lemon ice pop. It is generally as a dildo.

Hi Richard! Can I have a lemon ice pop. Make it extra cold please.

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Lemon Cream Pop

The result of freezing urine in a penis shaped ice mold, carving out the inside and filling it with semen, freezing that, then refilling and refreezing the tip. A woman (or man) can then suck upon said "pop" until they reach the gooey inside. Additionally, one can use the "pop" to perform simulated coitus, causing the thawing of the ejaculate inside the vagina, resulting in pregnancy.

Son, you were made one wild crazy night where I fucked your mother with my lemon cream pop.

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lemon gum drop

it's a cute name for your friend or lover.

lemon gum drop cute cutie friend lover

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Lemon ice tea

When you take a piss and then a shit, the shit will take the yellowness from the piss and turn it brown making it look like lemon ice tea.

Gee I really needed to take a piss, and then shit came out as well which made the toilet water look like lemon ice tea.

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lemon pepper wet wings

lemon pepper wet wings — A delicious food you can eat in Atlanta if you don’t care about your blood sugar, cholesterol, or longevity.

A recipe:

1) Dry the wings in a refrigerator over night for extra crispiness when fried.

2) Prepare the spice:

Lemon zest from six lemons

Orange zest from two oranges

The pressed garlic from one whole clove of garlic

Three grated onions: one purple; one white, and one yellow.

Dry the wet ingredients in a cast iron skillet and finished them in an oven on a low temperature on parchment paper before grinding them with the dried spices.

Cumin seeds

Coriander seeds (equal to the amount of cumin seeds you use)

cardamom seeds

Mustard seeds

Whole peppercorn mix hand ground with a small amount of sea salt

Grind ingredients together in a spice mill

clarified butter

Warm the clarified butter mixed with some olive oil. When it is heated, add the spice mix and allow the fragrances to come up. Here some people also add rock candy sugar, or jaggery and Indian ingredient until caramelized to sweeten the spice mixture.

Add the fried wings to this mixture hot from the fryer and toss them until the wings are evenly coated.

Be careful because if you eat these too often you will definitely get “the arthur, the pressure, AND the sugar”.

Maaaaaaaaaaan Buffalo Wings ain’t SHIT! My standard for wings is Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings.

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Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

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