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When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.
"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot
Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.
aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.
When you shit in ur hand and then proceed to clap, spewing shit everywhere.
I cooked up a Kentucky Pot Pie for those fuckin' kids outside.
A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.
I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.
A container holding marijuana with a mass of ~2-2.5 grams.
Hey Rick, can I get a small bag of pot
when your girl has a cold and you bust a nut in her nose
"Yeah, my girl has been congested all week so I gave her the ol' fashioned Himalayan neti pot. Cleared her sinuses right up!"
ril dark the fortnite bot says that he is lagging because he is a Walking Big Pot
"Dude I'm lagging!!" says the Walking Big Pot