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Columbian neck-tie with fellatio.
That bitch was talkin' shit, so I gave her a mumblin' redneck.
Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place
Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?
Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?
Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.
What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar
I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.
When a redneck eats too much possum in one day.
Hey have you seen John?
No I think he has redneck fever.
I always have a Redneck Orange Juice with my sausage biscuit!
Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.
Coca-Cola floater for pussies.
Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.
When you eat your sister's asshole. Like a glazed donut.
I'm gonna go home and give my sister a redneck donut.