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Columbian neck-tie with fellatio.
That bitch was talkin' shit, so I gave her a mumblin' redneck.
A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.
Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”
Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”
I always have a Redneck Orange Juice with my sausage biscuit!
Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.
Coca-Cola floater for pussies.
Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.
Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.
Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."
expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.
You know when August rolls around y'all got them sun lines on your feet? That's a redneck pedicure!
That redneck pedicure is coming in never come August.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you watch the WWE match between Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins?
Person 2: Nah dude. I don't watch Redneck Anime