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A state, province, or city thats known for having a large population or over 20% of the total population
Texas is a redneck county
when one of your buddies punch you in the mouth to give you fuller lips
"Cleetus come over here and give me some redneck Botox before the derby."
Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.
When a emotionally immature rural person destroys his or her own domicile as a means to express just how angry they are.
Bill:Your honor, my old lady done pi$$ed me off so much that I put my fist through the drywall before I shot out the flat screen TV we got down at the Walmart on a payment plan.
Judge:Well Bill, this redneck remodeling of your's is going to cost you 30 days in jail.
When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.
You guys want to learn the redneck pipe cleaner
A redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck
And a redneck girl plays her heart when she's down on her luck
Livin' for Friday afternoon
She's gonna show one ol' boy that weekend moon
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
A redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock and roll while she listens to the country songs
She's waiting for that moment of surrender
Her hands are callused but her heart is tender
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ooh gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Yeah gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt
She got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else
The Coyote is howlin' out on the prairie
First comes love, then comes marriage!
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ya gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
You've got to gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gime a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl, oh
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
An old trailer park without a fence keeping them in.
Wow that's a crappy looking redneck safari park.