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The act of looking at future torrents to download just because you can.
Dude1: Hey man, what are you looking for?
Dude2: Nothing much, just Window Torrenting.
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A downgrade of the far superior Windows 10.
Sam: Damn I hate Windows 11, the round corners look so ugly.
Joe: It's trying too hard to be a Chromebook.
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When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.
So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.
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Opened Window, adj. is the term used to describe the amount of time available before the authorities arrive on the scene after a riot, protest, prank, graffiti or crime has been committed. Let me know when the coast is clear because the opened window is a short amount of time.
They knew they had an opened window of 3 minutes to spray paint that statue and leave before the cops came. Time span intentional act unexpected prank well timed protest rehearsed acts planned riot
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If cars ran on Windows Vista:
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
Windows Vista is better than Windows ME, and worse than Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7, 8... well pretty much any non ME Windows released since 1990.
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When ur driving down the highway and you stick your dong out the window to measure aerodynamics
Man we drove past bill cosby doing the window thing on the way home from Florida
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A deceptive weather phenomenon, where indoors and behind sealed windows it feels quite warm, but outside it feels windy and quite cold.
Man1:"Why are you wearing a t-shirt? It's cold out here."
Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."
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