In British slang, "pony" can describe something or someone that is unattractive or of poor quality.
She was excited to meet him, but when he showed up, he looked proper pony.
1. A person who gets more ass than a Pony at a county fair.
2. A person who just got fucked.
1. God, did you hear who hooked up with Pony last night?
2. Man, she got ponied real good.
Pony is a noun used to describe a poo, can also be used to describe the quality of something.
“I’m going to take a pony”
“Mars bars are so pony I don’t like them”
The leg muscles - more specifically the quads. Only used when the legs are large/strong enough to merit their own mention. Hiking up one's pants or unisuit is another way of displaying ones ponies - this is referred to as a "pony show."
Used mainly by Long Island rowers or anyone similarly severely disattached from reality.
"Yo my ponies are yuge."
"We got an audience today, time to give em the pony show."
P.O.N.Y. P-regressives Offended (for) No (reason) (in a) Yamulka
- social justice warrior, regressive
much like the RINO Republican In Name Only, The rino tries to appear like the parties mascot, the elephant. but is not... an elephant. the pony does the same and tries to appear as the noble donkey, but is really just 'my little participation trophy pony'. Wearing a Yamulka to hide their anti semitism.
Hillary Clinton doesn't represent true liberal values, such a pony.
Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"