Snape rape

A game designed to cause public humiliation by vocalizing a desire to rape Professor Snape in his favorite sexual position which was unanimously voted to be doggie style. When a person sees a friend across campus unaware of their presence they yell Snape rape! As loud as they can. The friend yells Snape rape back as loud as they can to confirm they know the first person is there. Lots of onlookers then gawk at the pair for vocalizing such a weird request in public as a greeting.

Girl 1: Snape Rape!
Girl 2: Snape Rape! I called it first.

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rape ape

Professional Boxer Mike Tyson

Remember when Rape Ape bit off that Holifield guy's ear? That fucking ruled!

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Fake Rape

Fake rape occurs after a girl has sex with a guy and regrets it. This may cause the girl to claim she was raped, simply to save face and not look like a whore.

This shit is ridiculous.

Mary had sex with Tom, but her friends all called her a whore. So she claimed fake rape and now she's a victim.

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Shoulder Rape

1: When someone comes up to another person and grips the "victim" 's shoulder. Can either move the hand or keep it in the same position, but the exclamation "Shoulder Rape~" must be shouted for it to be true Shoulder Rape.

2: The exclamation used when the above occurs.

1: Denton: *sneaks up on unsuspecting Kevin* *grips shoulder* "SHOULDER RAPE~"

Kevin: "Aaaargh~"
(But we all know that everyone loves Shoulder Rape ;D)

2: "Hey, shut up or I'll Shoulder Rape you!"

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rape the dragon

to overcome something particularly difficult or achieve something awesome.

Stop complaining about the assignment, Mary, we all know you're smart enough to rape the dragon.

We're holding a party to celebrate Jeff's promotion! He deserves it; he totally raped that dragon!!

Alternative use: Man, that test was one tough dragon to rape. But I think I did ok.

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Statutory Rape

Someone eighteen or over having sexual intercourse with someone under the age of sixteen. Some people say it's pedofelia, others disagree.

Joe's gf is 14 and he's 18. If her mom finds out there fucking she can have him charged with statutory rape!

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Fart Rape

whilst enjoying one of what you believe to your own farts, someone else will apologise for it being from their anus. Thus leaving you feeling filthy and violated for enjoying the smell from someone elses guff box.....

imagine sitting, watching the tv, full of self admiration for having bowels capable of developing and delivering a smell so hideous to others but fragrant to yourself when you nan fess's up to having split her cholostomy bag. - fart raped

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