The cutest boy around with glorious eyes that you can't stop looking at. He melts your heart with his crazy jokes. You can't stop imagining you two together. Is so sexy, and once you've got him he will love you for ever. He is so loyal and will get you anything, including room in his bed.
Person: who's that gorgeous dude over there
Person 2: that's Patrick
A mysterious man that has a weird obsession for overweight frogs/toads and crabs. Although it may seem that Patrick is sane on the outside, his insides hides a very peculiar and interesting man. Overall however, Patrick never fails to make someone laugh. This is why many people adore Patrick (unless you don't appreciate his absurd likings for his toads and crabs).
Oh my god, did Patrick just send another picture of a toad to me???
A skater boy, who is really nice and when you are down he would be there for you, but he has a side ( a very weird side ) but that doesn’t bother his friends, Patrick is a very fun friend to be around, he is funny , sweet, and very strange about things u don’t want to know , but anyway I hope u find a Patrick at there bc u need one rn
Boy - yea Patrick was talking about poop the other day.
Patrick is one of the meanest people you will ever meet. He probably farts alot when he is having DIAHOREEAAAAA
Tom: I wanna meet a dumb person
Patrick: why hello their
my Patrick is a huge introvert who like anime and hentai, he is clearly gay but wont come out the closet. he has only had one girlfriend and is a 42 year old virgin. it is a bit sad but its pretty funny to us. we all call him a emo fish because he is infact a emo fish. he loves his mum in a homo way and has admitted to doing some gay things around her that i cannot say. he dabs on the daily and is code for weed ugly fat girl and snitching.