A recent study conducted by scientists in which they found out that the app TikTok shares 99.99% of its DNA with cancer.
Scientist 1: Aha!
Scientist 2: What is it?
Scientist 1: It appears that I have found that the popular app, TikTok, does indeed share 99.99% of its DNA with cancer! This is TikTok science!
Scientist 2: Well, it does make sense.
x.euphoria.xx is a very kind and loved person who loves all of her followers and she is really important to this world.
Something desperate pre-teens do on TikTok to gain attention and views to give them a dopamine rush, it's like a girl's version of beating their shit.
Person 1: OMG my TikTok lip sync got 634 likes!
Person 2: Oh mine only got 5. :(
A bad song that’s only popular because it can be used as a TikTok audio/was created to be used as a TikTok audio
Jake: dude ABCDEFU is such a good song
John: dude that’s such a TikTok song, kys ong
Jake: ok, ok, what about Sunroof?
John: also trash. Get better taste Bozo
Jake: I will abandon you on Epstein Island
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A person pursuing a music career who makes one song that gets popular on TikTok. When somebody says "Hey, you're the guy who made that TikTok song!" there's no going back after that. People are so used to hearing just one part of the song that the other parts don't even reach their ears, instead go up their nostrils.
Credit to TommyNFG
Guy 1: Oh my god!! I just met the TikTok artist who made that "insert overused song here song!
Guy 2: I don't fucking care
An extraordinarily beautiful and good looking person who almost always does the right thing. A person who looks beautiful the way they are and wouldn’t have to change a thing to look perfect because they already are! Some people are haters and judge you but I believe in you and we all do.
So, go make your dreams come true, and stay true to yourself!
Ps: I love you <3
“Did you see how many Tiktok Viewers I got?”
“No those aren’t just any Tiktok Viewers, those are loyal watchers and viewers.”