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That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta
If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham
When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings
Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up
N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing one's salad.
I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.
N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.
While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.
A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.
In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.
P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?
Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.
Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
Giving blow jobs to small or asian penises
Sam's weekend hobby is tossing eggrolls