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A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people
Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences
Relatively small, brown clump of doody material.
See also: Ashley
Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.
My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.
The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.
Term to describe the brown and yellow nicotine stains on the fingers of smokers.
"Dude, you need to quit smoking and clean up your nasty turd fingers"
turds that come out of your ass or sombody elses ass
dude i steped in all your ass turds
A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received
I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.
No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.