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Everyone writing vaguely interesting things that hold no meaning other than to distract and make you chuckle a bit as you relate to the empty punchline
Twitter is a mind trap that uses an algorithm to show you what the data profile made to fit your interests based off your internet activity
A place of Hell, where Cancel Culture exists in every turn, watch out! Type something that isn't offensive and they will come after work!
A place of Hell, where Cancel Culture exists in every turn! Watch out! They're gonna beat yo ass if you say something that isn't meant to be offensive
A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.
"I cancelled a normal, nice person on Twitter"
Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.
I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)
son: hey dad, where do you go if you die?
dad: twitter
son: huh?
dad: oh, sorry, i mean hell