Only used a couple times

"Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.

"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."

"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."

"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."

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Toys R Us kid

Someone who doesn't want to grow up. Comes from the commercial jingle "I don't want to grow up 'cause I'm a Toys R Us kid..."

Your mom got into another boozy cat fight? Jeez, she's such a Toys R Us kid.

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Show us your name

Shitty Instagram trend where people search up their name knowing it will be some bullshit positive description

Person 1:Have you tried the show us your name trend on Instagram

Person 2:No, KYS

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thanks for letting us know

Typical Facebook's response for any report of a post that is actually offensive, but FB doesn't take any action and gives you their standard templated response and snubbing your efforts to keep FB clean.

Joe: Yo FB, this dude just posted a porno and an offensive racist comment
FB: Thanks for letting us know about this. We looked over the comment, and though it doesn't go against one of our specific Community Standards, you did the right thing by letting us know about it. We understand that it may still be offensive or distasteful to you.
Joe: FUCK YOU ZUCK! Don't fucking tfluk me bitch!

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used beer department

the bathroom in a tavern

I suspect people will be very sloppy in the used beer department over the weekend.

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Among Us Happy Meal

among us happy meal......
from mcdonalds......................

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We ordered the AMONG US HAPPY MEAL at.... 3 am...............

used-food relocation centre

The arse.

Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.