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An oral virgin is a guy who has never had a boner in his mouth.
I haven't been an oral virgin for a long time -- I love to suck dick!
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You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.
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When you mix som sleep ( aka some drink that is suppoused to knock you out in 30 mins) and energy drink and see which one kills you first.
Im making a virgin jägerbomb.
Hehe lol let's see if it kills me.
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An airline for people who have don't like Qantas, so they fly with a carrier inferior service just to spite them
Hey I'm pumped for my holiday to Cairns!
Nice, who are you flying with?
Virgin Australia!
Oh, you're a member of the I hate QantasClub
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When you get a smoothie so good from Pulp you feel like you lost your virginity again
"We lost our pulp virginity"
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A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
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A girl/woman who for religious or other reasons decides that she will only have anal sex because it 'doesn't count' as actual sex. This contradicts the more common belief that anal sex is actually a step further than regular sex. This leads intelligent people around her to scratch their heads and say, "What the fuck?!"
Marquis: Ayo jennie told me she a virgin, about to take that tonight.
Grant: Naw man she a WTF Virgin, she gives up the back door all day. The front is tight as hell but around back shit look like the Astrodome.
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