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An oral virgin is a guy who has never had a boner in his mouth.
I haven't been an oral virgin for a long time -- I love to suck dick!
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When you get a smoothie so good from Pulp you feel like you lost your virginity again
"We lost our pulp virginity"
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Someone who may have had sex once but still lives like a virgin or is a virgin in other ways.
Examples are sex abuse victims that have never had a consensual sexual relationship, nerdy manchildren who've hired prostitutes then went back to their manchild lifestyle, someone who may have had sex once but is unable to get any action the rest of their lives.
An example would be Chris Chan who lost his virginity to a prostitute in 2012 but is still the king of Lulzcows.
Well technically Im not a virgin because an ugly chick banged me at a party in highschool, but I've never had a girlfriend or relationship since so at least Im an honorary virgin.
I hate being a virgin!
You're not a virgin! you had sex with that prostitute a few years ago.
Yeah but I'm still an honorary virgin because I could have never gotten sex on my own. Girls despise me.
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Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.
Ronnie is not a sexpert. He is a scrolling virgin
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A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
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A girl/woman who for religious or other reasons decides that she will only have anal sex because it 'doesn't count' as actual sex. This contradicts the more common belief that anal sex is actually a step further than regular sex. This leads intelligent people around her to scratch their heads and say, "What the fuck?!"
Marquis: Ayo jennie told me she a virgin, about to take that tonight.
Grant: Naw man she a WTF Virgin, she gives up the back door all day. The front is tight as hell but around back shit look like the Astrodome.
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A girl who brags about taking vitamins
What are all those bottles on Sydney's desk?
You haven't heard yet?
She's a Vitamin Virgin and tells everyone how great she looks and feels.
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