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Did you see that girl? Her waffle braid was hanging below her skirt!
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When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.
"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"
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When two gay couples are together.
It's the weirdest thing when you see homo waffles.
You seriously don't know how to react to that sort of thing.
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When you go to fuck a woman's pussy shortly after applying hot sauce to the dick like lube
the sex didnt last long after we did the firey waffle
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The act of pouring hot syrup down somebodys ass while slapping their balls with a waffle. Commonly only a dumbfuck would do this.
Yoooo bitch gimee a french waffle
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1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a loving and pleasant wake-up call.
With syrup refers to when the woman doing the waffling has either recently had sperm inserted into her vagina, is ovulating and hence, very slick, or bleeding (see "on the rag")
2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina that is slick with moisture from some form of bodily fluid
This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles with syrup. I needed two napkins!
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