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A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.
"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."
When men stand around a trashcan and the last one to jizz has to put their head in it.
-Hey bro, what's in your hair?!?
-I just got done with a game of wet trashcan):
When a sweaty anus is placed upon an unsuspecting nose for any duration of time.
DJay passed out from too much fireball, with his shoes on. So I wet waffled him.
A nickname of the unfortunate situation of “inconsistency”; when someone can’t control there bladder and shits or pisses themselves
-“Yeah Brian can’t come to your birthday party today, he’s having a case of the Wet Tuesdays”
Fingering a girl, then wiping your gash juice soaked digit across her face after she climaxes.
I gave her the old wet sidewalk.
Ah yes - the perfect place for snail trails.
Some british guy:- You have a personality of a wet flannel
KSI:- >:(