wet-nap

A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.

"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."

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Wet Trashcan

When men stand around a trashcan and the last one to jizz has to put their head in it.

-Hey bro, what's in your hair?!?
-I just got done with a game of wet trashcan):

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Wet waffle

When a sweaty anus is placed upon an unsuspecting nose for any duration of time.

DJay passed out from too much fireball, with his shoes on. So I wet waffled him.

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Wet don

When someone is stupid, makes a fool of himself or herself and acts like a dickhead.

Emily is such a wet don, she stacked it on the playground

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Wet Tuesdays

A nickname of the unfortunate situation of “inconsistency”; when someone can’t control there bladder and shits or pisses themselves

-“Yeah Brian can’t come to your birthday party today, he’s having a case of the Wet Tuesdays”

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Wet Flannel

KSI

Some british guy:- You have a personality of a wet flannel

KSI:- >:(

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Wet Sidewalk

Fingering a girl, then wiping your gash juice soaked digit across her face after she climaxes.

I gave her the old wet sidewalk.

Ah yes - the perfect place for snail trails.

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