How many jugs?

A measure of how drunk one needs to be before having sex with a person. Also used to define how attractive said person is. Usually used in a bar or club by males. The higher the number of jugs, the more drunk one needs to become, hence the less attractive the person is.

Kyle: See that chick over there, how many jugs?
Tim: Not really my type but... 2.

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Get it how you live

A way of telling a person who's doing shady shit ex stealing that they gunna have the same thing happen to them as in karma or in the same way it can be a threat or a promise to return the favor someone who got something stolen would tell the thief just wait you gunna get it how ya live basically letting the thief know he's gunna steal his shit

Say bra, you stole from me hell nah just wait you gunna Get it how you live dog.

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How's your father been

A cover up for the act of sexual activity.
eg: Want a bit of how's your father been?
Also what the name suggests.

eg: Want a bit of how's your father been?

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How do mermaids poop

They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...

How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped

2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.

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hows yer face?

A term used in almost any circumstance. May be used in a derogatory manner or as a general enquiry as to a persons wellbeing.

On seeing an old acquaintance for the first time in a while - Hows Yer Face?
or
After being insulted by a vagabond - Hows yer face?

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how do you do

The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"

"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."

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Ways how to lose weight

To lose weight there are various ways

1.cut down on sugar as you don't need to have so much sugar in your diet
2.vaping because if you vape and are overweight or want to start vaping then great idea because you will have the flavour in your mouth and it will feel like you have just eaten so you will not feel like eating snacks all the time
3.if you are overweight because of lack of exersize then you could start going to the gym or go for a walk(run or jog) on a daily bases
4.in most cases people are overweight to be presise 68% of people in the U.K. And USA are overweight because of lack of will power

I really wonder how I could lose weight?
Think of ways how to lose weight

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