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a massive choppa that destroys all pussies especially sam kents mother
The winner of all and the fastest pig in the world
RUN SAM THE HAM RUN
Sam Dunn was a white trash crack baby with no self worth and no future
Omegle Sam is The hottest dude I’ve ever met on Omegle he has amazing hair and a handsome face. He is kind and listens to what I say even when I rant about stupid shit that has nothing to do with the conversation. His face and presence make you feel like you can trust him with anything and as far as I can tell you can. He’s absolutely adorable and is one of the only guys I’ve flirted with that actually knows how to flirt and isn’t super awkward about it.
Person 1: I should’ve fucked omegle sam last night
Person 2: damn right you should’ve fucked him... wtf are doing with ur life smh...
Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.
Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Desert Sammed me you asshole!
Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
Sam Bradley is a British musician who lives in Canada. He helped Robert Pattinson write Never Think, a song that is on the Twilight soundtrack. He is a very talented folk rock/americana/soul singer who is just getting started on his first album.
I should never think
What's in your heart
What's in our home
So I won't
You'll learn to hate me
But still call me baby
Oh, love
So call me by my name
And save your soul
Save your soul
Before you're too far gone
Before nothing can be done
I'll try to decide when
She'll lie in the end
I ain't got no fight in me
In this whole damn world
Tell you to hold off
You choose to hold on
It's the one thing that I've known
Once I put my coat on
I'm coming out in this all wrong
She's standing outside holding me
Saying, 'Oh, please
I'm in love
I'm in love'
Girl save your soul
Go on save your soul
Before you're too far gone
Before nothing can be done
'Cause without me
You got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
So hold on
-Lyrics for Never Think,
Written by Sam Bradley and Robert Pattinson.
1. A dirty, used tampon.
2. A really fake girl, especially trying to fit into the goth scene. Spreads rumors and other things when she is asked to leave tables from horrible smell of crotch rot.
1. Eww there's a Dirty Sam in the toilet again!
2. That girl is a dirty Sam!