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The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.
Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.
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The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).
Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.
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when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.
Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.
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ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!
ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich
guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!
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The date on which you have promised yourself you'll give up the crack.
The baby's due on the 1st August, so I suppose that'll be my turkey day.
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When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis).
"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"
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Sex; Derived from the term stuffing someone like a turkey.
I'm horney, that must mean it's turkey time.
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