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A guy who shits in his girlfriends bed for revenge and makes the bed up so she'll slide into it when she crawls under the covers.
Bob made Shirley's bed after he shit on her side. He flattened the big steamer and wiped his on her pillow case because he wanted it to be a surprise. He took a make the bed shit.
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knocking your shlong under THE bed.
Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE
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So ugly, you have to be hidden under the bed
(describing someone to a friend) He is what I would call "under the bed pretty"
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The cum that leaks out onto the bed after giving a girl a cream pie.
Awww shit! That's your side! I'm not sleeping on bed bug slugs!
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When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening.
Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."
Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"
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The canopy is made of the dust ruffle with the flat middle fabric cut off; then it's thumbtacked to the ceiling, creating the look of a canopy bed!
I have a poor girl's canopy bed & I really love it! It makes me feel like a Princess!
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Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous fact that former President. Donald J. Trump his secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both photographs and video footage to document this.
Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.
I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?
Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.
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