Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.

Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.

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bowl washer

when a girl licks your balls

dude she just washed my bowls
nice bro is she a good bowl washer?
yea dude

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Dust Bowling

The act of using sand instead of lube

Julie: Frank and I tried dust bowling 3 weeks ago and I'm still pulling sand out of my ass!

Jenna: Thats gross

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Cheez-it Bowl

A giant shitshow

John: Are you going to the party?
Jim: Nah, I heard it was going to be a cheez-it bowl.

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Dinosaur Bowl

A style of hair used by an elderly man to attempt to look younger and more hip.

Clive went to the hairdressers on Old Road to get a new Dinosaur Bowl.

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striping the bowl

Depositing in a toilet a fudgy dreadnought that leaves an arty spiral mark inside after flushing.

After my morning double latte, I spent the next 20 minutes reading The Onion while striping the bowl.

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Bowl balls

When you flush the toilet and your balls get stuck in the part of the bowl where the water goes down

Man I got bowl balls.

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