fun cut

A detour that may not be faster but is always the funner route; usually involving an extreme form of off-roading and catching air in vehicles otherwise not meant to catch air.

Swartz: Dude you just missed the turn to go home

Red: Nah, I'm takin the fun cut

Swartz: Dude this is barely a road

Red: yeah i know

Swartz: DUDE UR GONNA HIT THAT BUMP!

Red watch this.

Swartz: YOU BASTARD!
(air time)

Swartz: OH, Shit star we just caught air

Red: told ya it'd be a fun cut

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Buzz cut

A haircut while one is under the influence.

Woa bro what happen to your hair did a blind person cut it?
No I got a buzz cut.

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Elliot cut

Lame Asian hair cut for hasty quick cuts. Started at Sunset.

"Hit me up with the Elliot cut" replied with, "I got you fam!" By the barber

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pixie cut

The pixie cut is possibly the sexiest haircut a woman can have. They can be extremely close-cropped and spiky or slightly longer and shaggy. Some people think that a shorter haircut would make a woman look masculine, but nothing could be farther from the truth. Pixie cuts draw attention to a woman’s eyes, lips, and cheekbones and emphasize those feminine attributes. Or, if a woman likes to be minimal with her makeup and/or dress in traditionally masculine clothes, a pixie cut tops off the erotically androgynous look.

There are pros and cons to getting a pixie cut. The pros include looking great in every outfit and having an overload of self-confidence. The con is never having a moment to yourself because suddenly every man and woman you come into contact with wants to date you.

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cutting chai

A really hot cup of tea (hence the name) served by the road-side teastalls found in every major...scratch that...EVERY city/town/village in India.

Originally made popular by the good residents of Bombay looking for their morning refreshment before catching the first local to their daily wages.

Example 1:
Man to guy at the tea stall: Bhaai, ek chai. (One cup of tea, please.) Bilkul cutting dene ka. (Its gotta be cutting!)

Example 2:
Boy hawking tea at the station: Idhar milega idhar! Bilkul cutting chai! (Get it here! Cutting chai!)

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Trump Cut

The ridiculous emo-bangs that begin with a sweeping forward of hair from either behind the ear or at the back of the head. Typically accompanied by a white belt and $200 girl's pants. Easily identified by both the similarity in appearance to Donald Trump's famous comb-over, and the obsession most wearers of the style have with touching said bangs. Many hair salons give free lip-rings with the cut if you come in before noon.

His Trump Cut was so pronounced, that I felt not only compelled but justified in wrapping my fist up in it and twirling him around in the middle of the dancefloor - he was the lasso to my Modern Era Urban Cowboy! Yeeeeeehaw! Let's write some poetry!

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cut throat

Usually reffering to good or quality cocaine. High grade cocaine can also be called " Fish Scale"

Man that coke was some straight cut throat

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