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The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.
Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it
A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.
*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.
Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.
it's never just five minutes...
Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
Someone who becomes your girlfriend/ boyfriend for 2 minutes before dumping you.
Edward is such a 2 minute trial
Tiktok. Tiktok is a Bruh Minute.
Dude, one sec, i’m boutta take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok