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A real jerk. Someone who gaslights and steals ideas from others. They love kissing ass. But this person will always burn you.
“She’s a real spicy panda”
“Don’t trust them, they’re a spicy panda”
A person of mixed race that is both black and white.
Joey: shut up you stupid panda
Ryan: what the fuck do you mean by that?
Joey: you’re black and white
Ryan: are you fucking kidding me?
Joey: 🐼
Panda is the best panda ever, also known as nauticalpanda, pan, pandi, panpan, or smol bean babey. The Official Server Panda of L&S.
Panda is babey.
Panda is ultimate Panda. Panda is omnipotent. There are no other smol bean babeys, pandas, or server pandas. All is Panda. Panda is omniscient.
The most retarded animal that ever walked this earth. Due to its size it should eat things like a horse made of chocolate and whey powder, but instead it decides to eat the least nutritious food that exists: bamboo. Because of this low nutrition a panda needs to eat around 500 stems each day which takes up all the time they spend being awake. The rest of the time they sleep.
They are almost extinct is for three reasons:
1. When the bamboo in the area they reside runs out, they are too lazy to move their fat asses anywhere else
2. They do not fornicate. But how can you blame them when they spend their entire day eating
3. Natural selection
They are not yet extinct for two correlated reasons:
1. They look ‘cute’
2. Human stupidity
I hereby nominate the entire panda species for the Darwin Award.
Panda A: I'm Hungry
Panda B: Yeah, me too
SPOILER:
They die
Panda is a character from Jujutsu Kaisen
Is that a figurine of my glorious king Panda??