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when big daddy sticks his big tonge in your ass
AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH! YESSSSS BIG DADDY i love your anal lick!
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A penis, especialy a homosexual's.
He inserted hisanal nozzleuphill gardener style
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when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt
“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”
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One who enagages in the art of bum fun.
Hey man, I gotta tell you. Last night I became an anal canoeist.
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Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!
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When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.
Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.
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Putting alcohol up your ass to have a fun ass night and no hangover later
"I hate hangovers"
"Just do anal alcohol!"
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