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When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.
Girl: We are gonna have to break up?
Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...
Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...
:(
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a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"
Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!
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The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"
When I met you last night baby
before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
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The word rotation commonly used by males actively particapitating in World of Warcraft raids while communicating with their girlfriends via telephone.
The following is a typical example of the 'Uh huh, oh, awh. I love you' sequence.
Girlfriend: My grandmother's coming into town this week.
Male: Uh huh... (boss at 25%)
Girlfriend: I don't think you're listening to me.
Male: Oh... (boss nearly dead; that shit better drop this time.)
Girlfriend: Jesus Christ! My grandma died three years ago, Chris!
Male: Awh... (That douche warlock better not roll....)
Girlfriend: I'm leaving you for your brother...
Male: I love you! (*Wins roll against that fucktard lock.*)
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If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor
Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?
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A term used when someone strongly disagrees with something someone else has said
Person 1: Hey, why kind of music do you like?
Person 2: Mostly AJR, how about you?
Person 1: I hope you get hit by a train
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When you're having a heated fight with the clone of your brother, you should let him know you love him.
"Shiro, please. You're my brother, I love you."
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