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I love you like a fat loves cake

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"

Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!

by Marissa The Great February 16, 2005


Uh huh, oh, awh. I love you

The word rotation commonly used by males actively particapitating in World of Warcraft raids while communicating with their girlfriends via telephone.

The following is a typical example of the 'Uh huh, oh, awh. I love you' sequence.

Girlfriend: My grandmother's coming into town this week.

Male: Uh huh... (boss at 25%)

Girlfriend: I don't think you're listening to me.

Male: Oh... (boss nearly dead; that shit better drop this time.)

Girlfriend: Jesus Christ! My grandma died three years ago, Chris!

Male: Awh... (That douche warlock better not roll....)

Girlfriend: I'm leaving you for your brother...

Male: I love you! (*Wins roll against that fucktard lock.*)

by katsnack July 08, 2010


when i met you last night baby

The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"

When I met you last night baby

before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back

Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call

Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD

by Doc Andre December 03, 2009


Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 05, 2022


I hope you get hit by a train

A term used when someone strongly disagrees with something someone else has said

Person 1: Hey, why kind of music do you like?
Person 2: Mostly AJR, how about you?
Person 1: I hope you get hit by a train

by John_69 August 28, 2022


you're my brother, I love you

When you're having a heated fight with the clone of your brother, you should let him know you love him.

"Shiro, please. You're my brother, I love you."

by tiddypad June 26, 2018


I love you so much its retarded.

The perfect phrase to let someone know how much you love them... especially for the competitive, yet romantic couple.

guy says, "i love you." girl says, "well, I love you so much its retarded."

by naanaalovessangriaaa February 11, 2010