AP TSD

AP Traumatic-Stress Disorder; Something that most(maybe all) students experience after taking a really difficult AP course when they encounter material related to that AP course.

{In an AP Biology class}
Person A: After taking AP Chemistry, I get traumatic flashbacks to it whenever I hear or see significant figures. I failed the AP Exam because of them.
Person B: Dude, that is some bad AP TSD, except for me, it's whenever someone mentions derivatives
AP Biology Teacher: Don't forget to account for significant figures when calculating the water potential!
Person A: (Hello darkness my old friend...)

Wild Ape

When a man goes into a zoo inclosure for monkeys and has his way with them.

He wild apes all the damn time

first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

ape milk

When one milks the teet of and monkey/ape. Very common practice found in the northeast.

“Hey, did you get that fresh jug of Ape Milk?”

APness

the feeling of false confidence that comes from taking AP courses in high school

I'm going to do great on the AP Chem exam. I have APness.

three apes

A greetings usued in the Blue Water area of Michigan.

Me: "Three apes, dude!"
You: "Three apes."

Idiotic Ape

a stupid/idiotic person

Jade - your an idiotic ape
Sonta - your a hypocritical animal
Jade - you know what, i don't care