british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun
jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!
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A state of unfathomability at a comment made in polite audience.
Reg Holdsworth to the Queen: "oi you stink"
Queen: "Butter my arse Reginald"
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Scottish, but specifically Glaswegian expression for when you talk to someone and you think what they say in response is a load of rubbish, or you don't believe what they are saying.
Away ya go, ya eejit, yer arse in parsley!
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A traditional shave with a razor and shaving cream that leaves the practitioner's face reminiscent of a baby's arse-wiped arse. The term arse-clean is thereby extracted.
Person 1: Did you see the guy who lives next door today?
Person 2: Yes I see him every day passing by with his arse-clean shave.
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Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.
"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"
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Slang term for an Officer's cocktail party. From the Royal Navy.
Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)
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Verb. To mess around, to waste time.
"Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!"
"Yes mum."
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