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machine gun arse

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun

jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


butter my arse

A state of unfathomability at a comment made in polite audience.

Reg Holdsworth to the Queen: "oi you stink"

Queen: "Butter my arse Reginald"

by Fazza1 October 9, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


yer arse in parsley!

Scottish, but specifically Glaswegian expression for when you talk to someone and you think what they say in response is a load of rubbish, or you don't believe what they are saying.

Away ya go, ya eejit, yer arse in parsley!

by weegiewifey October 19, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arse-clean shave

A traditional shave with a razor and shaving cream that leaves the practitioner's face reminiscent of a baby's arse-wiped arse. The term arse-clean is thereby extracted.

Person 1: Did you see the guy who lives next door today?
Person 2: Yes I see him every day passing by with his arse-clean shave.

by TheCockDwindler July 1, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cake and arse party

Slang term for an Officer's cocktail party. From the Royal Navy.

Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)

by jetfueldrinker April 13, 2005

69๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse about/around

Verb. To mess around, to waste time.

"Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!"

"Yes mum."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž