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Maguire Moment

Where a person, usually of lesser statue, bluntly informs a superior how to do their job or perform better.

This is often in an outburst, known to all around them, but no one wants to say it.

Named after the essay/paper written by Tom Crusie's character in the film 'Jerry Maguire'.

Dave: How did the big meeting go?
Mike: Pretty bad dude - I might not have a job on Monday!
Dave: WTF happened?
Mike: I had a complete Maguire Moment... the VP Of Sales wanted us to stay behind again this weekend, to brainstorm. Well I just lost it and yell out the three simple things that the Sales team had to do to increase performance.
Dave: What happened?
Mike: I got a few winks from some of my workmates - I didn't say anything that they didn't already know - but I think the VP is pissed, so say the least.

by buckonz February 28, 2010

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Duh moment

The moment you reallise that you don't know something or are just learning something most everyone knows unless there retarded.

He just had a duh moment, He learned the cat is not spelled with a K.

by Judge dredd7 January 24, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nobita Moment

When you fail a test, similar to how Nobita Nobi always gets 0's on his test.

Damn, I failed my test. What a nobita moment.

by dekisugi October 28, 2020

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bozo moment

A moment in ones life, where all reasoning and understanding of how stupid clowns are go "out the window" and one resorts to clownlike behavior to get their point accross...(see clowns)

The boy flopping on the floor and talking disrespectfully to his mothee was haveing a bozo moment

by trumpetcatz September 9, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


atm (at the moment)

ATM (aay-tee-emm) : abreviation : Interternet-speak and Millenial shorthand for "currently." Yet when overheard by conosuirs of Internet porn, it is confused with a different abreviation, only reminding aforementioned conosuirs that they have a serious problem.

Nicole: "How's Jenna doing?"
Ashley: "Ok, I guess. Immediatley after her parents divorce, Jenna had to decide who to live with. I was surprised she preferred her father's atm (at the moment). But she said her mother's was just too small and so boring."
Nicole: "Her dad is way cooler."

by Tan stack January 27, 2016

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kareem Moment

When an individual is incredibly pessimistic about anything and everything. In a Kareem moment, an individual manages to kill any hype or excitement a person or group of people feel by looking at a perfectly enjoyable moment/idea in an incredibly negative way and then announcing these negative views.

*Everyone gets excited about an upcoming event*
Kareem Moment: Whats there to be excited about. It'll probably end badly. These things usually do...It'll probably be boring.
*Everyone glares at Kareem for killing the moment*

by smiles27 July 31, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boomer Moment

When a friend or boomer does a boomerish thing.

Person 1: Bro we are addicted to these phones and these vape are going th kill us.

Person 2: Bro, that's a boomer moment.

by gatorboycolt November 18, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž