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A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits
That guy is totally a bitter beard.
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When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.
That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.
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a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.
hold the beard while i throw up in this back alley
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Originally hailing from the uncanny likeness to Osama Bin Ladens beard. When the genitalia of a male/female is evenly carpeted by a thick layer of scragly and/or greasy bush that hangs at least 6 inches. The smell of which compares to that of a nazi jew oven after a long day of cooking. It is also great for covering the following: puffy Vag lips, manginas, small shafts, Gaga balls, STD's, and last but not least the left over remains of last night's meal (these can serve as a tasty treat for your partner).
B****-"Dude I was about to nail Samantha but I couldnt even find her clam through that Serbian Beard."
T*****-"I know! That thick overgrowth is like an Amazon jungle. I swear I saw monkeys swinging from her Vag Vines."
B****-"At least i got free KFC out of it, but my crotch has been itchy lately..."
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It is the excuse hipster junior System Administrators use when they leave long beards. It is supposed to be measuring the level of expertise however it is really a ruse , a masquerade for them to satisfy their deeper hipster motivations. You can easily spot them when they compare their beard not with Tovald's but with the one Clooney has.
Dimitris clames he keeps his beard long to mark his UNIX expertise, calling it a UNIX beard. Hack through his browser history though, you'll see lots of Clooney images.
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When a woman defecates on their partner's face and then smears it to resemble the shape of a goatee beard, an intricate operation; the woman must make sure that the moustache curls at both ends that the tip of the beard tapers to a sharp point, thus resembling a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century
Wow! that Prostitute only charged me 18 bucks for my Turks Beard!! Now i've got a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century....
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When you carve a vagina sized canal into a mans large beard, and then stick your erect penis in the canal and have coitus with the beard. (coitus means sex)
Dude that man has a hole in his beard.
No no he has a viking beard.
Whats that?
Someone carved that hole and had sex with it.
OHHHH! COOL i wanna do that!
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