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dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024


spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.

Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.

by Ariel Bonzai May 22, 2022


man bite

when some one takes a bite of your food and it is a massive bite, bigger than you wanted them to take.

Jonny say's "do you want a bit of my pie'"
Fred replies "sure"
Jonny "dude what the hell thats a man bite"

by abcd April 28, 2015


Kendal Bite

A large bite, alternately a bite taken by a large person

Mikey, you can have desert if you eat three Kendal bites of your dinner.

by manuspanus February 2, 2018


bear bite

CB Radio slang for "traffic ticket". So called because police officers are known as "Smokey Bears" (or just "smokies" or "bears") due to their wearing of campaign hats.

Smokey caught me doin' 60 in a 55 so he gave me a bear bite

by Russellsroughneck September 16, 2022


biting timber

when one has a giant boner and a chick is giving a bj and she uses her teeth

ouch fuck she gave me a biting timber

by lou sanus 696969 December 5, 2011


Bite

Adj. synonym: “Suck(s)”

If something bites, it sucks.

Them: Yo Austin your free throws BITE.

Austin: Yea? Well I’m still going to beat you at P.I.G.

by McSushi March 13, 2024