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Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.
That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."
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Condom, Rubber, Party Hat, Life Jacket
Bitch told me she wanted it so i threw on a boner sock and started bangin
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The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket
Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner
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An accidental game played between two gentlemen, intent upon performing an enthusiastic Doube Pentration.
Charles and Francois kept saying, "Zut! Alors!!" every time they played Boner Tag when Double Teaming Big Ass Marie. The noise in that room was totally deafening.
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An airplane boner is a swelling of the male genitals beginning at take-off and lasting until landing. The penis becomes hard likely to altitude and/or pressure changes. Some suggest it is a fear boner related to flying. It is unfortunately very painful and restricts walking down the isles. The only known remedy is to tightly secure the seatbelt in hopes it will cut off blood flow and restore a flaccid man-unit.
I was in pain the entire flight. My airplane boner was raging. The woman next to me was not happy to see my bulge throbbing for 6 hours between Seattle and New York.
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Marked by being lame, not wanting to go out, not drink, exc;
You’re being a boner rn. Dude, your friend suckkkkks, she being a real boner and stopped drinking an hour ago wth.
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When one is performing on stage, or is really nervous and pops a boner. Most likely when it is ones first time on stage. Just to be safe, make sure you always wear a cup and compression boxers to prevent this terrible predicament.
That was Joe's first time on stage, and he popped a performers boner, and now is the laughing stock of the school.
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